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Simon says
"let's play ball"
but nobody wanna join his team, he's fat and has a poor hygiene

he's in love
but has a problem
the girls they rather wanna choke than spend the night with that fat joke

all this time
i know why

all this time
i know why

simon says
"there's no other,
way to get laid in seventh grade, weight problems are unlucky fate"

He must fuck
his own mother

it isn't nice to pay that price this woman is like twice his size

the next day someone says:
HEADLINE: "Son choked by mommy".

simon says
"you must be god
i .... then why did you create the jerk

please tell me
please tell me why

.... i know ... i know ... i know, aha!

all this time
i knew why

all this time
i knew why

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from Now You Know Oh No Ono, released February 18, 2005
Morten Lund on Trombone.

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